I wonder if the reader has ever thought of the number of odd situations, rather embarassing ones, he/she might have come across in life. The other day I happened to do so, when nostalgia just creeped in, and realised that I had lost count. Well, no one's perfect and mistakes do happen. Fun lies when you learn to look back and rethink your follies in life. Believe me, if you were to put them all in words, you would have created the best joke book by the end of the process.
One such incident dates back to school times when I was an innocent-yet-curious fifth grader.
One fine afternoon, I settled down for class with great hopes for the day. I always sat in the middle bench of the middle row right in the center of the classroom, next to my good Sardarji friend, Ravneet Singh.
Everyday, Ravneet had something new and interesting to show me. But I didn't know what he had in store for me that day.
"Hey Balu, I learnt something new from my elder brother's friend.."
"What is it?"
"He taught me how to make a bra out of a handkerchief. Can you believe it?"
"What?!"
This was the most absurd thing that I had heard of then. But curiosity kills a cat and it killed me too. So, I learnt how to make a bra using a handkerchief.
"Like this, then fold it this way, and there you go....", the learning process was fast and successful. I was flushing with excitement that I couldn't wait to demonstrate what I had learnt to my other friends.
The first period was over and we got a time gap till our next subject teacher came in. This was my chance to be the hero for the day!!
I made a bra out of my handkerchief, stood up and held it up high for the whole class to see.
"Hey guys, just check this out! I bet you've wouldnt have seen anything like this before! A bra made out of handkerchief!"
This was what I had finished shouting out to the class before I could feel some kind of pain worse than an ant bite in my ears. It was as though something was trying to pierce through my ear lobes, or rather was it someone.
I turned to find out my Hindi teacher standing before me, her hands on my ears and with a face which she had never shown me before. I could feel the pain grow stronger and stronger, a sudden increase in the number of heat-beats, and above all, some kind of hormone secreted in the form of fear.
"You should be ashamed of yourself, Balu. What are you trying to do? I think I'll have to call up your father and tell him what's going on!"
For the rest of the period, all I could see was the bright white wall outside the classroom and all I could hear was the murmers from within the class. Fear and shame drowned me into something deeper than I could ever imagine.
How would my parents react to this? What will she(the teacher) do to me? Am I going to get severely punished?
Numerous other questions filled my mind.
At that shameful and disastrous point of time, I suddenly felt a hand touch my shoulder. I turned around to find my supervisor standing before me with an enquiring face.
"Why are you punished son?"
I wonder if things could get worse than this for any soul on planet Earth. I struggled to muster up all my courage to get words out of my mouth and explain to her as to what I had done to deserve punishment.
"Ma'am.... ma'am..... I....", just then did I hear the big bell ringing and students rushing out of their classes for recess.
"Alright then, be a good boy and don't create anymore trouble. Go and enjoy your recess", saying so, the supervisor walked off.
Boy, that sure was a hell of a relief! God does help at times of distress.
My Hindi teacher came out of the class and found a sad and ashamed me standing in front of her, head down. "Don't repeat it again beta", she said and walked away. I looked at her with a shocked face for giving me this very-much-needed plesant surprise. Whatever happened to all that anger.
I guess that was the happiest moment of my life and best stress-reliever I had ever got.
The rest of the recess time was set for guys to stare and mock at me.
"So, heard you showed Mrs. Chaturvedi how to make a bra using a handkerchief..."
"What on Earth did you tell the supervisor, man?!"
"If your dad comes to know, they'll stop sending you to school. What're you going to do then, start a bra factory or something?", and so on went the day.
After that day, I never sat next to Ravneet Singh.